But quick learners of English.īad things: So many holes, so many unanswered questions.yet so much potential. In 5000 years, this tribe has never encountered anyone. Good things: A newly discovered tribe of a hybrid between Aborigines, native Americans, and Italians guard the fountain of youth, which in turn is guarded by a 5 headed snake, who in turn guards something else.I'm not really sure. Tagline: Eternal life is guarded by certain death Good things: Given me more party quotes than Shakespeareīad things: Why do snakes like penises so much? Instead of killing each other, the snakes mate.
Can you believe that the python and the boa were of the opposite sex? Couldn't the hottie scientist lady figure that out before. Good things: Oh my goodness! A giant python has escaped! What can we do? Well.I'm no genius but let's send this giant Boa after it!!īad things: Too many twists in the story. Tagline: Two Reptilian Killing Machines Face Off To Fight To The Death-With Humanity As The Prize. Good things: Ice Cube, Jennifer Lopez, Jon Voight, Owen Wilsonīad things: Ummm - Does Jon Voight actually think he's going to get an Oscar for this garbage if he tries really hard? Tagline: You can't scream if you can't breathe. Plus having Tara Reid around doesn't hurt.īad things: Gives us scientists a bad name. The snakes escape and start killing townspeople. Good things: If you have a bunch of scientists making some killer vipers in a lab.whats the next best thing that could happen? That's right. Tagline: First comes the slither, then comes the slaughter
And a shitload of man eating anacondas!īad things: Movie that it took itself too seriously. Good things: Beautiful dialogue, black guy screaming all the time, cocky confidant white guy that gets eaten first, creative plot (they're hunting for some flower which provides the secret to the fountain of youth), diverse Benetton-like/United Nations cast. Tagline: The hunters will become the hunted Here we go!ġ0 - Anacondas: The hunt for the Black Orchid So what makes a great snake movie? What makes it stand out? Could it be the crazy unfathomable plot? Perhaps it is the blonde bombshell scientist.with a heart? Or is it the crazy snake that looks like it was made with Sega Genesis graphics? Is it the lack of a coherent story, a satisfying ending, or the utter randomness of events?įriends. These movies have given me so much in return, besides the invaluable knowledge about our reptilian friends, that I feel obligated to honor them in this very special blog post. As a movie buff, and especially a snake movie buff, I owe it to the world to reveal my top 10 Snake movies of all time.
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